When does an individual's right to privacy, safety and security override the public's right to know, and the news media's right to tell them? Today, in a stunning, surprise...
Edmonton - Without notice or public debate, the Alberta government has quietly cleared the way for 12-to-14 year-olds to legally work in the province's food and restaurant...
Real TV - Karla's lesbian lover interviewed MONTREAL - Karla Homolka regretted not being sentenced to life in prison for the sex slayings of two Ontario schoolgirls but not...
That darn cat for whom I toil unceasingly as an unpaid, unappreciated, indentured servant is on my case again - this time over what she calls my Karly Kurls Obsession !!!...
With a new degree in psychology and a Mensa-material IQ of 134, Karla Homolka is now arguably smarter than all the psychologists and shrinks who've tried peering into her...
In the small papermill town where I was born and raised, the terms "movie theatre" and "cinema" didn't exist. We simply called it "The Show." And for every kid in town, and...
The Scene: A Gathering of Senior Guards in The Warden's Office, Joliette Women's Prison - At ease ladies! The countdown to Operation Solong, Bitch! has now begun. Within days...
God, Fate, or the Wee Folk were surely smiling on us yesterday when we awoke to learn Mad King Raphie The First was busy swaggering down Wall Street, U.S.A. - wearing a...
Geeky computer nerd though he may be, Snoop Blogger Dog had us rollicking with laughter this morning down at his Cyber Cafe when he unveiled his new luncheon special, The...
More juicy details have emerged about the upcoming summer blockbuster, Young Stephen Harper's Really Excellent Adventure. The latest scoop with all the poop was just leaked...
Homo Sapiens' innate ability to pull the wool over their own eyes is one of life's great evolutionary mysteries. Our species' ability to adapt to a whole series of...
The little gang that congregates every morning to swill coffee and swap gossip down at Snoop Blogger Dog's Cyber Cafe - just plain Joe's in its former life - were a mighty...
Once again I'm in deep, deep do-do with the cat for whom I ceaselessly toil as an unpaid indentured servant. She now considers me persona non grata, and says she finds my...
Since running Toronto Star columnist Rosie DiManno's column on Karla Homolka on May 31, I've been swamped with e-mails, so for additional in-depth background on Karla...
The cat for whom I ceaselessly toil as an unpaid indentured servant is, according to her shrink, beyond his help. So as a last resort, he referred us to The Cat Whisperer....
The angrier young Stephen Harper gets, the better old Paul Martin looks as the next Opposition Leader, and the better Smiling Jack Layton looks as the next Prime Minister....
Pssst...Guess who's moving in next door? That legendary local shit disturber, Billy-Bob Cobb, is at it again, and this time he's got the whole damn county whipped into wild...
It's that li'l shit from Shawinigan on the phone again Boss...the one who talks funny. I tol' him you was busy, but he insists on talkin' to ya. Says he's a friend of...
`I want to forget. Pretend it never happened. I don't blame myself for anything' -Karla Homolka to a psychiatrist Canada's most reviled female killer is about to regain her...
If you lost your wallet and it was found by one of the federal political party leaders, which one do you think would be the most likely to return it to you? That was the...
Talk about an astounding tale of survival. I had to read the story twice and I'm still shaking my head. If true, TV's sappy, far-from-reality Survivor series should pack up...
The morning coffee klatch of which I'm a charter member are firm believers in the old saw: "If you haven't heard a good rumor by 9 a.m., start one." Around these parts, a...
Good morning, Mr. Harper. You have enlisted my very costly services, so let's cut right to the chase, shall we? Too bad about Labrador, Mr. Harper, but it's no secret - you...
Thank gawd...the Teletubbies are pre-empted this week! Fortunately, they've abandoned The Hill - and their childish antics - in order to give pissed off Canadians a...