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CHUCK CADMAN - "LIKE A ROCK" - Friday, May 20th 2005 11:43 AM
There's long been something special about Chuck Cadman; something deep within his eyes that speaks silently of terrible pain, unfathomable tragedy, irreplaceable...
IF IT WERE ONLY ABOUT COOKIES... - Wednesday, May 18th 2005 2:30 PM
Settle down, children, and pay very close attention! Today's lesson is about how you should, if you were old enough, vote in the federal election, if there is one. You have...
OH NO, BELINDA...PLEASE SAY IT ISN'T SO - Tuesday, May 17th 2005 4:00 PM
Lordy, Lordy! Whoda thunk it, eh? Little Ms. Brass Balls Herself defecting to those scandal-ridden, sad sack Liberals! Stephen Harper says he was devastated when he got the...
PAMELA ANDERSON'S FUR FLAP - "THE BEAR TRUTH" - Monday, May 16th 2005 1:33 PM
When Canadian-born Hollywood sex machine Pamela Anderson's name is mentioned in the same sentence as The Royal Family, the old mind races with juicy possibilities. Could it...
THE CAT, THE QUEEN, THE G-G, AND CHESHIRE JACK - Friday, May 13th 2005 1:14 PM
The cat for whom I toil ceaselessly as an indentured servant (My Real Job-Job, March 22) approached me this morning on a matter of protocol. The cat has been invited to sup...
THE BATTLE TO SURVIVE TURNS NOISY AND NASTY - Thursday, May 12th 2005 2:19 PM
If you think the big pissin' contest in Ottawa is driving the noisiness and nastiness meter to dizzying new heights, just try having a quiet beer in my backyard. Anything...
AS USUAL, THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS - Tuesday, May 10th 2005 11:01 AM
MEMO To all Liberal Party Candidates and Campaign Workers Pending the official start of the upcoming-as-yet-unofficial federal election campaign, be advised that you are to...
TO MOMS EVERYWHERE - Saturday, May 7th 2005 9:32 AM
A Tribute to Motherhood   My mom was 26 when I was born. Five years later she was 126. During that time she managed to get me potty trained, and taught me to talk,...
BIGFOOT TALES AND OTHER WEIRD STUFF - Thursday, May 5th 2005 2:01 PM
Bobby Clark's laughing all the way to the bank, providing Middle of Nowhere, Manitoba even has a bank. Bobby's the ferry boat operator who banged off a few seconds of home...
TOO LATE WE REMEMBER - TOO SOON WE FORGET - Tuesday, May 3rd 2005 12:55 PM
"They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old; Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning, We will remember them."...
TROOPS GET THEIR MARCHING ORDERS - Monday, May 2nd 2005 2:28 PM
MEMO: To all Liberal Party Candidates and Campaign Workers BE ADVISED that as we prepare for the federal election, it is imperative that you all remember that the fate of...
HE WAS ONCE A SUPER HERO - Saturday, April 30th 2005 3:11 PM
Whada ya say we drink t' Stephen Harper," says the guy at the bar who's obviously trying to drink himself sober. And failing. "Why Harper?" the barkeep half yawns, not...
Liberal-free...and **** proud of it, eh! - Friday, April 29th 2005 11:45 AM
"Come to think of it," said the guy at the bar, nursing the double dark 'n dirty, no ice, "you never see a Liberal around these parts." The barkeep nodded sagely. "Only on...
BARGAINING WITH THE DEVIL - Wednesday, April 27th 2005 2:53 PM
Who says crime doesn't pay! Four-point-six-billion dollars! Now that's what I call The Big Heist. Even The Sopranos are green with envy. When it comes to extortion, NDP...
TOMMY'S GHOST IS MORTIFIED - Monday, April 25th 2005 1:43 PM
An apparition that looked a lot like Tommy Douglas came calling last night. "What in Heaven's good name is up with Jack Layton?" it wondered aloud. "Most of Canada's...
PUT A SOCK IN IT, RALPH - Friday, April 22nd 2005 1:05 PM
NEWS FLASH - EDMONTON - Alberta's irascible King Ralph is being fitted for a muzzle in anticipation of an upcoming federal election call. The "shoot from the lip"...
THE GREAT PIGGY REVOLT - Thursday, April 21st 2005 6:33 PM
Once upon a time - in a strange land far, far from reality - a nice man named Farmer Gomery inherited a stinky old pig farm. So, he set out to clean it up. But in doing so, he...
MORE ROPE, PLEASE! - Tuesday, April 19th 2005 4:17 PM
If it wasn't so bloody sickening it might be funny: The daily parade of swell-dressed rogues and dirty, rotten scoundrels who stole astronomical sums of Canadian...
BRIDE OF CHUCKY - Thursday, March 24th 2005 5:10 PM
Queen Camilla. Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Even better, how about this: Camilla, Mrs. Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor, The…Duchess of Cornwall, Princess of...
MY REAL JOB-JOB - Tuesday, March 22nd 2005 4:04 PM
People always ask me, “So…what do you do for a living?” I’d tell them I write, but writing isn’t exactly a living. Writing can definitely be a fulltime job. But a...
THE PRICE OF PROGRESS - Monday, March 21st 2005 3:38 PM
Solong Joe - Hello SnoopBloggerDog   Progress can be a monumental pain in the arse. Sure-sure, even I know change is inevitable. America’s favourite ex-con would...
Jammin' at The Towne Pump - Saturday, March 19th 2005 12:36 PM
Saturday’s I always steer well clear of the town’s favourite imitation-Irish pub, The Gelded Leprechaun. Saturday is darts day at The Lep, and today is Dartsmania - the...
DOWN AT THE GELDED LEPRECHAUN... - Thursday, March 17th 2005 4:44 PM
   ‘Tis St. Paddy’s Day and, decked out in my festive St. Paddy’s Day-glo green coveralls, I’m down here at everybody’s favourite imitation-Irish watering...
ONE IS NEVER ENOUGH - Tuesday, March 15th 2005 12:46 PM
What’s so comforting about comfort food? And is chocolate actually a food? Ah, yes…chocolate. Chocolate ice cream, cookies, donuts, candies, bunnies, bars, cakes, pies,...